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  • DJK
    DJK

    Dear Tech Support:

    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
    the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
    space and valuable resources.

    In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
    monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football
    5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6

    I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
    other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0
    , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.


    Please help!

    Thanks,
    Troubled User.....


    _____________________
    REPLY:
    Dear Troubled User:

    This is a very common problem that men often complain about.

    Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
    just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
    SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
    impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is
    impossible to uninstall, or purge, the program files from the system once
    installed.

    You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
    allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings: Alimony-Child
    Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the
    situation. I suggest installing the background application Yes Dear 2.7 to
    alleviate your program problems.

    The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because
    ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
    will return to normal anyway.

    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance! Wife
    1.0 does come with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
    Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2

    However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause
    the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 Once this happens, the only
    way to improve the

    performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
    Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0

    WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
    Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause
    irreversible damage to the operating system!

    Best of luck,
    Tech Support

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    I love nerd humor.

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