# ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in,but you can always see right through them.
# COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. And it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
# TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
# HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part. # SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
# HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
# HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
# REMOTE CONTROL - female... Ha! You thought it would be male. But consider...it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
What gender it is...
by Nicolas 5 Replies latest jw friends
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Nicolas
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onlycurious
Very cute. Got a chuckle.
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nvrgnbk
Very clever Nicolas.
If you came up with those on your own, that's very impressive.
Nvr
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Hannah
Love it! Very creative for a Sunday. The remote control being female made me laugh out loud--you hit that on dead on.
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alotlikemay
yeah, I laughed out loud at the remote control punchline too
nice one, Nicolas, thanks
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Nicolas
No, it's not from me, I took it from clipmarks: http://clipmarks.com/