> > My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
>who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
drinks.
> >
> > As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
>and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll
>be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could
>just put your trays up, that would be super."
> >
> > On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
>rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't
>hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your
>trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
> >
> > She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
>Princess and I take orders from no one," to which (I swear) the flight
>attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my
>country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch
Gay Flight Attendant
by DJK 4 Replies latest social humour
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DJK
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gymbob
Good one!
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Inquisitor
ROFL!! Good one
INQ
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restrangled
LOL...I will remember this one!
r.
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nvrgnbk
I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch
You go girlfriend!