WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO GOD?
If
there were a supreme intelligence that who made the universe, and he brought you back to life briefly after you'd died, what would you say to him/her/it? Here are two examples I thought up.Example 1
God
: Is there anything you'd like to say to me? After that I'll grant you one request before I put you back to sleep.Me
: Well, first of all I'd like to say that I think you are a mean, vindictive and uncaring person. And secondly, my request would be that you disappear up your own oriface!God
: Firstly, I'd like to say that I love you too! Secondly, I'm afraid that I cannot satisfy your request as I don't have an oriface. And thirdly, it's now time for bed.Example 2
God
: Is there anything you'd like to say to me? After that I'll grant you one request before I put you back to sleep.Me
: Well, first of all I'd like to say that I didn't expect this because I didn't think you existed. And secondly, since I have a trillion and one questions to ask about the universe and why you run it the way you do, my request is that I get a second shot at life in order to get all those questions answered.God
: Firstly, I'd like to say that I understand your shock. Secondly, I'd love to give you a new life. And thirdly, I like your style!