Google Makes a Smooth Move! FREE HIGH SPEED INTERNET

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  • V
    V

    Check out Google's new free TiSP, Incredible brain trust there!

  • averyniceguy
    averyniceguy

    April Fool Joke

  • GermanXJW
    GermanXJW

    I like the loo in the background. :-D

  • Gozz
    Gozz

    This service would make use of a standard toilet and sewage lines to provide free Internet connectivity at a speed of 8Mbps (or 32Mbps with a paid plan). A user drops a weighted end of a long, Google-supplied fiber-optic cable in their toilet and flush it. Around 60 minutes later, the end would be recovered and connected to the Internet by a "Plumbing Hardware Dispatcher (PHD)." The user then connects their end to a Google-supplied wireless router and run the Google-supplied installation media on a Windows XP or Vista computer ("Mac and Linux support coming soon"). Alternatively, a user could request a professional installation, where Google would deploy nanobots through the plumbing to complete the process. The free service would be supported by "discreet DNA sequencing" of "personal bodily output" to display online ads that relate to culinary preferences and personal health.

    Google TiSP was a fictitious free broadband service supposedly released by Google.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google%27s_hoaxes

    Hehehe. Some joke.

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  • greendawn
    greendawn

    Google are well known for playing April fool jokes each year though the G-mail announcement in 2004 turned out not to be for real.

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    They'll be getting a lot of "hits" today. Well, more than usual.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Wow!!! Wireless Fiber Optic broadband!!!

  • found-my-way
    found-my-way

    I wonder what TiSP stands for?

  • LtCmd.Lore
    LtCmd.Lore
    I wonder what TiSP stands for?

    Given the nature of the program, my guess would be:

    Toilet Internet Service Provider.

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