This could be a long list....
I'll start.
1. They must buy a suit or dress ....lol
List EVERYTHING JW's think they MUST do to gain eternal life
by JH 2 Replies latest jw friends
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lost_light06
They must buy a sedan, wagon or even better mini-van...... i.e. a "good service car".
~LL06
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White Dove
Men must sport brand new hair cuts at every meeting or risk going into back room.
Baby boys and newborns must wear minature suits and ties, and infant girls must wear dresses or face the above.
Shave ALL facial hair if a man. If an old womyn: don't pluck anything from face, but leave all mole and chin hairs in place (shows maturity).
Don't pierce anything. Womyn: only one set of holes in ears, if that.
Have a callous on right bird finger knuckle from knocking on doors.
New bookbag, old torn-up, marked in red or pink neon Bible and wrinkled WT for meetings.
As per the Taliban, women who accept rides from men in cong. must ride in back seat lest they decide to park and f***. And, they WILL do it if they ride in front together because all worldly people do it every chance they get!