How to stop Terrorists and it's evil!!!

by Brutus 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • Brutus
    Brutus

    Today’s Topic: 101 WAR USES FOR PIGGIES!

    In the years preceding World War I, General Pershing was commander of the American forces in the Philippines. The small Moslem community on the island nation began to wreak havoc against the Philippine government and American forces.

    The American troops captured a large group of these terrorists. During the interrogation by the Military Court, the fanatics were heard to repeatedly shout, "Allah Achbar! Allah Achbar! Jihad! The Philippines are the lands of Islam!"

    Pershing ordered the Amalekites executed, one by one, in the presence of the whole group. (The author is referring to the prophecy in the Bible that the Amalekites would be a very vicious and warlike people down through history.)

    Now, Moslems will not eat pork believing that no one could enter Paradise if there is even the smallest amount of swine flesh in their bodies. Knowing this, the General first ordered the firing squad to shoot large hogs.

    After they skinned the swine, the executioners rolled their bullets in pork fat and passed fat through the barrels of their rifles while the condemned men watched.

    As each condemned terrorist was executed, his corpse was wrapped in hog's skin and buried on the spot. The entrails of the swine were dumped over the corpse before the grave was covered. Three of the convicted Amalekites were released to take the news back to their Islamic communities.

    That ended the Islamic Jihad in the Philippines. Terrorist incidents from Islamic Fundamentalists were unheard of until a decade ago when the U.S. State Department recognized the PLO as legitimate Freedom Fighters.

    Author: Vendyl Jones, RESEARCHER [Arlington, Texas: Vendyl Jones Research Institutes, January 2001]: 20

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    Why waste good pork on such bad terrorist? LOL I just had to say that. Sorry

  • LDH
    LDH

    PORK FAT RULES!!!

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    U.S Army now taking recruits for the XXXIII Porky Pig regiment:

    Your country needs YOU, lardy!

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Why do I have such a feeling that if I research this, I'm going to find out that it is bullshit?

    Maybe the name Vendyl Jones? Hometown wacko bibleforscher?

    Six-off to research class

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