When one comes to the realization that the WTBS is not even close to being the true religion,
sitting thru the mind numbing and butt numbing meetings can be painful and unbearable. I get
thru them by laughing to myself at what is said from the platform and from the audience. I am
going to give you some examples of the pearls of knowledge that oozes from my congregation.
1. "Jesus was the organizations first Special Pioneer."
2. "Jehovah's Witnesses are the fastest growing religion in America." (I drive by 3 churchs going
to the meetings. Two of them are growing so much that they have two services on Sunday morning
because there is not enough seats for everyone. There were 30 empty seats in the hall when this
comment was made.)
3. "We know that we have Jehovah's blessing because of our growth and how the churches are
losing members."
4. "We look forward to Armageddon and being ushered into a paradise earth." (When a disaster hits
a part of the world, it takes years to clear away the rubble and rebuild and that is with the help of
the government with heavy machinery. How are all of the window washers we have going to clear
away the debris and dead bodies without bull dozers, dump trucks, etc.? Perhaps gasoline will
magically appear in gas cans. Dead bodies strewn every where, buildings toppled, no electicity
no food is not what I would call being "ushered into paradise".)
5. "If we think that the angles are busy now with directing the preaching work, just wait until the near
future when they help God at Armegeddon." (Every body really loved that comment and there were
lots of nodding heads. How morbid can people be to look forward to the destruction of 99.9% of the
world?)
These wonderful thought provoking comments were in a 10 day period.