A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted
wife.
She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a
drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied
she
decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
him
around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day
and
knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked
hard
and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really
good
job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick
up
your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday
night.
He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found
the
rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,
waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the
fire light.
"Now take off my bra."
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped
it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said:
"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.
The Cowboy
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Now that's a good one!
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