"...and the True Prophet is..."

by Nathan Natas 5 Replies latest jw friends

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  Nathan Natas

  ME!

  Long, long ago, in a thread on the subject "Speculation on special October 7th meeting" - found here: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=11414&site=3#138354

  I predicted with astonishing and god-like accuracy:
  

  I can understand how as former thralls we would have some morbid curiousity about what the FDS/GB has planned.

  I predict that whatever the specific content might be, it will be a BALONEY BANQUET no different from any of the other special events and special revelations hosted previously.

  Let's just be patient and trust in Jehovah's Organization to provide us all with a good laugh in the days following.

  I shall be happy to lead my sheep into paradise now. Who will follow me? (Yes, sex will be involved.)
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  radar

  Accuracy don't count unless you prophecy in Jah's name.

  And I have gone off sex

  Radar
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  Nathan Natas

  oh yeah... OK... How about I invoke my previously undeclared "retroactive Jah clause"? That should cover it. It was a divine secret until now.

  Radar, you need to reconsider your chasitiy - we're talking PURE PERFECTION here, Son; PARADISE! Whatever you like - you'll get thirty two of 'em if you follow me!

  How 'bout it? Sign here:
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  AGuest

  Ahhh, Nathan... Nathan... Nathan...

  My dear one... may you have peace.

  And may you heed this little piece of advice that comes 'with all my good intentions':

  Unless your butt is prepared to 'cash' the 'checks' your mouth is writing, please, dear one... be careful what you may 'wish' for... and/or may claim to be. May I ask, have you ever heard of "self-fulfilling prophecy"? Yes, I was sure you had. And with my Father, dear one, things have a way of coming to pass in ways we LEAST expect.
  I refer you to the 'apostle'... Saul of Tarsus (Acts 9:16).

  And again, I bid you peace.

  YOUR servant and a slave of Christ,

  SJ
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  expatbrit

  Can I have a new light?

  Expatbrit, one Guinness too many
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  Farkel

  Nathan (I HATE that name!),

  : I predict that whatever the specific content might be, it will be a BALONEY BANQUET

  No wonder I'm all screwed up. Bad NUTRITION!

  Farkel

  "When in doubt, duck!"