Q: What do you call a Married Jehovah's Witness that.....

by NotaNess 7 Replies latest jw friends

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  NotaNess

  offers a female JW to sit on his lap 3 times, then says "c'mon, I'll give you a dollar", like a tip for a lapdance...as she giggles?
  Any guesses?
  
  A: 1 of my co-workers. And he has responsibilities at his hall, like someone in charge of the public talks or something like that.
  
  
  Sad, but true, and just another day at my work.

  You know, the first JW I ever made aquaintence with, was a co-worker about 13 years ago. Within 3 months of hanging out with him (he was a fader I think), He had been engaged with a sister, seeing TWO other sisters on the side, got 1 pregnant and ended up becoming DF'd and un-engaged (she was the sweetest girl), didn't stick with the preger, and went and lived with the 2nd "side" sister who had an iron fist. The pregnant sister had the baby. What a mess. Then while he was with the iron fist, he was still seeing females on the side. He said he was "weak". Real nice guy though, I think that was the draw.

  (sisters meaning JW's, not real sisters)
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  Hortensia

  real nice guy?
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  Madame Quixote

  How is someone who treats women and who neglects their own child a "real nice guy"? Maybe, a real charmer, but not a nice guy. There's a difference, right?

  BTW, I am NOT a charmer, but I'm a nice gal.
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  Madame Quixote

  BTW, I'd like to give your "nice guy" a real nice lap dance. It would be very expensive (for him) and would involve some very high heels and all of my weight - all in the most undesirable fashion.
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  NotaNess

  I hope you know I meant, he was a nice guy in general, friendly. Has nothing to do with his low morals, and his abuse of women.

  And my post is about 2 different JW's. The first is a current co-worker, the 2nd is one from 13 years ago.

  You could have also called the 2nd a big jerk. He's since settled down, and is a cop.

  Thanks for the replies.
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  AZ

  It's always very interesting when one of your co-workers is a JW. You get to see what they're like outside of the KH. I work with one. I've know her my whole life and she's always been kind to me but we've never been close. She works on the other side of the office and so she hangs out with them at break and what have you...It's funny though because I overhear her talking sometimes and I can tell she hangs out with a lot of the people at work. She's goes bowling with them and out to bars and the like. Of course this is something that we're not suppose to be doing but she'd never get in any trouble for it. Her father is an elder and it seems that some people could do no wrong just based on who you were related to...
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  sass_my_frass

  I always tried to avoid the JWs I worked with; my hometown wasn't that big!
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  DJK

  I worked with a JW once who drank while working. One night three men and a woman appeared and it turned out the woman was kidnapped. When they left the police showed up and questioned the JW about the crime and he told them that I was a witness too. Witness to the crime that is. Because these men were so dangerous, we had to testify and for a few months until the case was finished, we were held in protective custody by the sherrifs department. Great, I have already lost my first 18 years of life because of the JWs, now I lose a few months of freedom of my 19th year because of a JW.