nacho cheese

by BlackSwan of Memphis 5 Replies latest social humour

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  BlackSwan of Memphis

  1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
  >Unique Up On It.
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  >2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
  >Tame Way.
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  >3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
  >They Take The Psycho Path
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  >4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
  >You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
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  >5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
  >Dam!
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  >6. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
  >Polaroid's
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  >7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
  >A Stick
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  >8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
  >Nacho Cheese.
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  >9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
  >Subordinate Clauses.
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  >10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
  >Quattro Sinko..
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  >11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
  >Spoiled Milk.
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  >12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
  >Frostbite.
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  >13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
  >A Nervous Wreck.
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  >14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
  >Anyone Can Roast Beef.
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  >15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
  >Right Where You Left Him.
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  >16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
  >Because They Have Big Fingers .
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  >17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
  >Because It Scares The Dog.
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  >18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
  >Sanka.
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  >19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!
  >The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
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  >20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
  >Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
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  >21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
  >A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
  >A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .
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  >22 How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? !
  >Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
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  >Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile huh?
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  found-my-way

  What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
  >Nacho Cheese.

  LOL!

  that one made me
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  free2think

  >15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
  >Right Where You Left Him.
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  >16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
  >Because They Have Big Fingers .
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  >17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
  >Because It Scares The Dog.

  LMAO BSOM. These three were my faves.

  Can't believe i missed this the first time round.
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  misanthropic

  That last one was pretty good.
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  Open mind

  Pea Soup was my fave.
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  juni

  How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? !
  >Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

  one of my favorites! Love those other ones too that you guys listed.

  Juni - PS with all due respect to our Texan and Tennesseean brethren here