Little Dark was doing his homework, and came out of his room to ask us this:
Which comes first, the rectum or the anus?
Now how often do you have a discussion like that with a 4th grader?
Papa said he was so taken aback that he had to stop and think about it; 'which comes first' is not usually followed by intestinal parts, and it took a sec for it to sink in what he was asking. He was set to have a discussion about chickens & eggs surprise!
LOL isn't homework educational?