From A Strictly Mathematical Viewpoint...

by Legolas 6 Replies latest social humour

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  Legolas

  ...it goes like this:
  
  What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
  Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
  We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
  How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
  
  Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
  
  If:
  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
  
  is represented as:
  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
  
  Then:
  
  H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
  8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
  
  and
  
  K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
  11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
  
  But,
  
  
  
  
  1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
  
  And,
  
  B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
  2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
  
  AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
  
  A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
  1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
  
  So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
  and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

  
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  averyniceguy

  I like that
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  Warlock

  Beautiful Lego, just beautiful.

  As a side, your examples may prove that the "Bible Codes" might have some validity.

  Warlock
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  Legolas

  As a side, your examples may prove that the "Bible Codes" might have some validity.

  LOL...Ya I read those books and the consenus is, is that there is definitely a code in the bible!

  But I believe that the bible is only a part of a much bigger picture/puzzle.
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  moomanchu

  HARDWORK = 98

  F_ _CKING OFF = 98

  Go figure

  moo aka milkman
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  MariAruet

  ROLF, Legolas from now on you are my favorite mathematician ;-)
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  Pubsinger

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