Are you excited!!

by cultswatter 9 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • cultswatter
    cultswatter

    There is much blow on the JOES coming in the near future.

    1. The memorial partakers - up or down? - will they publish the number?

    2.The new watchtower format change - the masters of hard core loaded language at their best

    3.The sale of WT properties - how many more?

    4.More pedo cases - hush money

    5.The ever accelerating WT doctrine changes in general - 607 coverup?

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    It takes a lot to get me excited these days.

    Now, if they were passing out the koolaid I'd get excited for sure.

    W

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    I'm usually pretty excited, so yes!

  • Open mind
    Open mind

    I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.

    Sorry. Couldn't resist.

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    LOL at Open Mind:

    Cause the're maniacs, MANIACS at the kingdom hall

    And the're preachin like they've never preached before

  • yaddayadda
    yaddayadda

    Yeah its kinda interesting times for the Borg. Something is in the air.

    Don't forget this year's unusually themed District Conventions coming up shortly.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I'm interested in the statistics for the 2007 service year. I wonder how many of those Bible studies in Nigeria result in new publishers. I hope for sufficient negative growth in the US, Mexico, Brazil, Italy, Japan, and Australia to offset the positive growth in African and the other South American countries. I'm sure they are doing their utmost to cross that 7 million barrier (they always do when they come within striking distance of a new million), and last year they had nearly 6.75 million as a peak. Boy, I hope they are slipping!

    I also look forward to reading about the new rules once the 2008 Kool-Aid Craptower becomes reality. What are they going to ban to make the religion even more ridiculous? What are they going to do to make things even more miserable and difficult or require more placements and studies? Are they going to effect the ban on entertainment one part at a time, or in toto--or are they going to back down on it and only partially ban it after all? Are they going to disfellowship people for being inactive or for missing the Crapmorials? Is the Kool-Aid going to get passed instead of the spoiled grape juice? What new tricks do they have to inflate the publisher counts? These questions are yet to be answered, and only time will tell with certainty what actually happens. I hope for them to do something really really stupid and lose all their members in one shot.

  • FireNBandits
    FireNBandits

    LMAO Finally Free! Prolly a lot of people didn't get the reference. See ya in Jonestown.

  • Madame Quixote
    Madame Quixote

    I think most people here well understand the koolaid reference. It's made quite often here, (for some strange reason).

  • FireNBandits
    FireNBandits

    That means the median age here is older than I guessed. "Jonestown" isn't exactly a household word. Martin

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