I had my colonoscopy and hemorrhoid surgery yesterday (sorry if that's oversharing but it's easier just to say what type of surgery up front ;) ).
The prep for the colonoscopy was difficult, I couldn't have anything but clear liquids the day before, in addition to special stuff you have to drink to, as grandpa would have said, "clean you out good", and not even water yesterday. That was difficult because my check-in time was so late (2 pm). That was made even worse when I got back to pre-op and the nurse said my doctor was running 2-3 hours behind due to a particularly difficult surgery that morning (just what I wanted, last surgery of a hard day!!). Thank goodness she hooked me up to IV right away, as I have to take a diuretic for blood pressure and get dehydrated.
Of course I was *out of it* after surgery so the doc talked to hubby, who is not the best reporter of verbatim conversations, but apparently the colonoscopy shows I'm "just fine" in that area of my anatomy, and the lump that the surgeon told me he wanted to biopsy because it might be anal cancer turned out to be a "non-healing fissure" so that was good news but the bad news was he had to cut quite a bit more as a result (I guess he didn't need to even biopsy it but I'll ask - as I said hubby is not the best reporter, me being in the hospital upsets him greatly).
I was nauseus from the anesthesia and threw up in recovery (yet again). And the percocet made me violently, violently ill from 11:30 to 2:30 (the middle of the night is always pleasant to be hugging the toilet). Hubby was really kind of bitchy because we didn't get out of the hospital til 8:30 (he kept trying and trying to wake me up in recovery so we could leave). He gets up for work at 5:30 so he wanted to get home, get me taken care of and get to bed.
(warning of what might be construed as moderately adult content below)
I'm wondering if another reason for his irritability was that, when the doctor came out to see him after the surgery, he quizzed him about whether we engaged in anal sex (we don't). I got the impression (since DH didn't want to discuss it *at all*) the doc thought that this was the cause of my condition of that part of my anatomy (which apparently the doctor considered fairly serious). From hubby's reaction it wasn't just an "oh, by the way" type of question. ;) He told me to "call the doctor yourself" if I want to know what he said after the surgery (!). I'll have to do that anyway as the percocet is obviously not going to work and it was *thoroughly impressed* upon me my all the nurses and docs I saw today that this was a very painful recovery and I should prevent pain rather than try to get it under control after it starts.
This all strikes me as kind of odd because none of the stuff I looked up on non-healing anal fissures (isn't the internet wonderful) says anything about anal sex other than as an aside...but then I'm chalking this up to hubby's reporting style rather than the surgeon.
I'm still nauseus but apparently I'll survive.
I have to go in for a more detailed mammogram but they can't get me in until the last of June for that one (sigh).
I wanted to let everyone who'd offered their support know (besides, I can't sleep when I'm nauseus ;) )
Liz