Here is another way they can save energy (actually, several):
(1) More efficient Kingdumb Hells. Has anyone else noticed that the temperature is never stable? The air conditioning is always on the fritz, usually because no one cleans the exterior coils. This wastes huge amounts of energy. And the heating systems are lousy. The windowless halls totally rely on artificial lights, which are usually not the most efficient variety.
(2) Putting out fewer remixed magazines and books. This wastes tons of paper, along with the energy needed to distribute it. Less remixed bulls***, less energy needed to print it.
(3) Not being as unreasonable in service requirements. Having people spend all their time in the misery wastes tremendous amounts of gas. In fact, this is where most of the energy used in this religion goes. People drive short distances and stop and go. Or they have long drives to calls, sometimes 35 or 40 miles one way. This is a total waste of gas.
(4) Not having so many meetings during the week. This would use less Kingdumb Hell energy, since the lights and air conditioner or heater would be on less. Plus it would save all the gas that the people have to use to get to and from the meetings. It would also let children sleep better on school nights, and they might actually pass a physics test instead of flunking them.
(5) Coming down. The whole religion is a total waste of everything. We are in an energy crisis, and need to stop these stupid wastes of energy. This would save a lot of gas. It would also save a lot of trees from getting cut down for this ridiculous excuse for education. And no value would be lost. Maybe if people stop supporting this waste, they will have to cut back even more. And then the real energy savings can begin.