The River

by DJK 1 Replies latest social humour

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  DJK

  Subject: The River
  
  
  THE RIVER
  
  Three men were hiking through a forest when they came
  upon a large, raging violent river. Needing to get on the
  other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the
  strength to cross the river."
  
  Poof? God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able
  to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
  
  After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please
  give me strength and the tools to cross the river."
  
  Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs
  and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost
  capsizing once.
  
  Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man
  prayed, "God , please give me the strength, the tools and the
  intelligence to cross this river."
  
  Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked
  one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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  eclipse

  hahha good one!