A Quickie

by delilah 9 Replies latest social humour

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  delilah

  Quickie
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  >
  >There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
  >They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when
  >one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings
  >the two to life.
  >
  >
  >The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient
  >Through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been Given
  >life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
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  >
  >He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the
  >shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and Giggling
  >ensues.
  >
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  >After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The
  >angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, "Would you care to do
  >it again?"
  >
  >
  >He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's
  >change positions.
  >
  >
  >This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.."
  >
  >
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  >AND WHAT WERE YOU....THINKING????
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  Vernon Williams

  Cute.

  I sure there is a connection between the statues, the pigion, the posters here and the GB, however, I'll pass on any spectulation.....

  V
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  theinfamousone

  LOVE IT!!! i will be telling that joke tonight... LOL!

  the infamous one
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  gumby

  Damn Delilah..... you went and made me go flaccid just when I was gettin horny

  Gumshrinkage
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  startingover

  I was just thinking about that joke yesterday and couldn't remember all the details. Thanks for posting it, it's a classic.
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  delilah

  I'm glad y'all enjoyed it. Gumby..............sorry about yer flacidity.....
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  Finally-Free

  you went and made me go flaccid just when I was gettin horny

  That's why you're called Gumby instead of Woody.

  W
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  delilah

  LMAO @ Finally Free....
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  startingover

  Hey Walter, LMAO!
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  gumby

  That's why you're called Gumby instead of Woody.

  Sick bastard!

  Yer just jealous cuz I can get into more positions than you ever dreamed of. All you gotta do is put me in the freezer for 5 minutes once you get me where you want me.

  Gumstiffy