"MEN!!!!"

by LDH 6 Replies latest jw friends

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  LDH

  From an email I received this am.

  1. The nice men are ugly.
  2. The handsome men are not nice.
  3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
  4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.
  5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
  6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice and have money, think we are only after their money.
  7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
  8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
  9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosuxual, somewhat nice, and have money, cannot make a commitment.
  10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money, and, thank heaven, are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
  11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we make the first move.

  WHO COULD EVER UNDERSTAND MEN?
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  ianao

  The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosuxual, somewhat nice, and have money, cannot make a commitment.

  And we have our reasons...
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  bboyneko

  give us lots of oral sex and well do antyhing you want
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  KSJordan

  Real men do not watch the "Man Show".
  Real men are caring, loving, hold the door open for a woman.
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  ianao

  Hmmm....

  Real men do not watch the "Man Show".
  Real men are caring, loving, hold the door open for a woman.

  So, does that mean since I DO watch the Man Show, also caring, loving, and holding the door open for "my woman" that I am a fake man?

  **ianao ponders as he looks down and hears: "Hey boss!"**
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  Amazing

  Good, funny, and some-truth post LDH: Let's turn it around a little: Here is a man's version:

  1. Nice women are lacking self-confidence and esteem, and let their appearance become less than sexy.
  2. Beautiful women can be nice, when they are not nice, they don't look so beautiful.
  3. Beautiful and nice women are more often TV personalities.
  4. Beautiful, nice, and heterosexual women are married.
  5. Women who are not so beautiful, but are nice, seem to like men who have no money.
  6. Women who are not so beautiful, but are nice and have money, think we are only after their money, and they are often right.
  7. Beautiful women without money are after our money, then they move on to another male victim.
  8. Beautiful women, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are handsome enough, unless we have money.
  9. Women who think we are handsome, that are heterosuxual, somewhat nice, and have money, can make a commitment, but want it all now before a man is ready.
  10. Women who are somewhat beautiful, somewhat nice and have some money, and, thank heaven, are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER RESPOND WHEN WE DO MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
  11. Women who never make the first move, automatically assume that men are supposed to ALWAYS make the first move, and never learn just how interested we are.

  What men know about women could fit into one small sentance at best, but what women "think they know about men" could fill a 100 volume encyclopedia, and still not make any sense.
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  joelbear

  I love the man show. Its the most homoerotic show on television.

  Joel