Need help to start Religious Cult, want to have my own kingdom

by Brain Dead 7 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Brain Dead
    Brain Dead

    Well actually I was thinking about starting my very own religious cult, I would be king and master over my own kingdom and I would have my very own discrete salves

    and I would live in a big ivory tower so I could stand on top of my tower and look out at my vast kingdom that my discrete slaves had built me........yes

    and once a day I would go down to the financial department and count all the millions that my slaves had brought me....aw millions, millions of pretty little dollars....aw....aw

    But no Marge wont let me, she says it will take too much time away from the family..........stupid Marge

    Oh well I'll just sit here and search the inter-net for pictures of naked ladies.................and it's not porn

  • What-A-Coincidence
    What-A-Coincidence
    it's not porn

    That's what I keep telling my elder body

  • Brain Dead
    Brain Dead

    Speaking of porn have you seen any boobies anywhere, Homey loves boobies round delicious ones with a cherry on top.......aw boobies lots and lots of boobies..aw aw aw

  • Shazard
    Shazard

    Eazy! Preach and mess with goverment and current religious leadership, let yourself kill, rise on 3rd day and I guarantee you a cult atleast for 2000 years!

  • smellsgood
    smellsgood

    and once a day I would go down to the financial department and count all the millions that my slaves had brought me....aw millions, millions of pretty little dollars....aw....aw

    .....L.Ron Hubbard???

  • Hoping4Change
    Hoping4Change

    I am pretty sure this has been posted before, but you may find this of interest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnNSe5XYp6E

  • Brain Dead
    Brain Dead

    Hi Hoping ...thanks for that link, enjoyed it

  • Brain Dead
    Brain Dead

    Yes Smellsgood, the WTS. marketed the returning of Christ like no other religion on the planet........ unfortunately it was a hoax

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