Get MORE than 100% from Life!

by Bendrr 1 Replies latest jw friends

  • Bendrr
    Bendrr

    We've all been in some meeting with a boss or coach and have been told to give 110%. But just how does one break the 100 barrier?
    Let's say that A=1, B=2, and so on until Z=26.
    Now "hard work" becomes 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98. 98% from hard work.
    "Knowledge" is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96. So knowledge gives us only 96%.
    "Attitude" or 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100 brings us to the magic 100% but not beyond.
    So how does one surpass the limitations?
    "Bullshit" is a start. 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103. Giving more than 100% is bullshit!
    But I want to go much further!
    "Asskissing" soars at 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=127. That's right, asskissing gives 127%!!!
    Now get out there and succeed!
    mike.

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    Bendrr, I think it is time to go outside and get some fresh air. I think you have been inside a little too long.

    "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

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