A Prayer for the Stressed

by fifi40 0 Replies latest social humour

  • fifi40
    fifi40

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change

    The courage to change the things I cannot accept

    And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I have killed today, because they got on my nerves.

    And also help me to be caerful of the toe's I tread on today, as they maybe connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

    Help me to always give 100% at work

    12% on Mondays

    23% on Tuesdays

    40% on Wednesdays

    20% on Thursdays and

    5% on Friday.

    And help me to remember.................When I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up

    It takes 42 muscles to frown

    28 to smile

    And only four to reach out and smack someone in the mouth

    Amen

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