Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I have killed today, because they got on my nerves.
And also help me to be caerful of the toe's I tread on today, as they maybe connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work
12% on Mondays
23% on Tuesdays
40% on Wednesdays
20% on Thursdays and
5% on Friday.
And help me to remember.................When I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up
It takes 42 muscles to frown
28 to smile
And only four to reach out and smack someone in the mouth
Amen