How unlucky can you get?

by mtsgrad 5 Replies latest jw friends

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  mtsgrad

  1. My wife is Spanish. In her teens an dying neighbour called her over. That evening she promised to sign the house over to her the next morning. You guessed it. She died that night!
  2. When I was nine years old I came home from school very, very, very, very sick.. I had a head/stomach ache and felt like %$&^$%. I came home and mumbled to my mother how sick I was and went straight to bed. 10pm that evening my mother comes into my room quite hysterical. She had just called the police reporting me as a missing child! Do you think the police would have checked my room?

  What unlcuky stories do you have to share?
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  Scully

  Nine years old and your mother only called the police when you hadn't come in by 10pm?
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  mtsgrad

  My counsellor called my mother a sadist at my second visit!
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  jaguarbass

  When I was 1 my mother studied with the witnesses. It was all down hill from there.
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  greendawn

  I had this great girlfriend once and all was fine but then she had to leave town and she disappeared for ever. I was inquiring in her neighbourhood but no one knew where she went to, the lady that used to walk every day in the local park with her two chihuahuas. How frustrating.
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  Anony-Mouse

  Your first sentance....does it mean you're unlucky that your wife is spanish? Spanish people aren't that bad :P . Unless I'm missing some sort of thing old people know.
  
  
  Unlucky: My computer has decided that my modem is not allowed to work. I tried everything in my Computer powers to make it work, and I'm not even sure if it will work for much longer even now.
  
  Not terribly unlucky, but super irritating :P .