when perfection is yours in every way. I can't keep away from the mirror long, 'cause my reflection reveals my superior stature and charm. Those who know me love me, owing their affections to my being a hell of a man. Humility is difficult, but I'm trying as hard as I can. ;-)
Being humble is difficult
by John Doe 7 Replies latest jw friends
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flipper
John, yeah I know it's hard to be humble when you know your the best, huh? I get jealous when I look in the mirror too.LOL Peace out, Mr. Flipper
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Anony-Mouse
Lucky for uglies like me then, huh?
It's super easy to be humble :P . -
Gopher
Just like Mac Davis sang in his song "It's Hard to Be Humble"
Back of few months ago I was headling
at a great big night club
and they put me up at what they call the Star Suite:
Now here I am headling
at one of the biggest night clubs
in the country and I wake up
at eight o'clock in the morning
in this Star suite all by myself.
Aah that's what I said "Aah".
But I did what I've always done to cheer myself up
I picked up my guitar
I sat down and wrote me a little song.
Now this is how it feels to be alone
at the top of the hill and trying to figure out why
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'cos I get better looking each day
to know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
O Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend
but I guess she just could'n't complete
with all of these lovestarved women
who keep clamouring at my feet.
Well I probably find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me
who cares I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'cos I get better looking each day
to know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
O Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you can say I'm a loner
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud
Well
I could have lots of friends if I wanted
but then I wouldn't stand out from the drowd
some folks say that I'm "egotistical
well I don't even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the
way that I fill out my skintight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
'cos I get better looking each day
to know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
O Lord it's hard to be humble
we are doing the best that we can. -
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GOPHER GOT IT!
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Bonnie_Clyde
I am very proud that I'm humble.
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ex-nj-jw
Jeez, you sound like my 17 year old son! He stands in the mirror and says, hey ma, you gotta admit I'm sexy I refuse to refer to my 17 year old child, as sexy , he drives me nuts.
nj
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John Doe
Good work Gopher! I was wondering if anyone would catch the reference, of if everyone would think that by pointing out my superiority I was just being a blow-hard. :-)