HEY LADIES! HAVE A LAUGH..............

by juni 4 Replies latest social humour

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  juni

  THIS IS CUTE -Love the Footnote!

  Now I layme Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags. Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away Please keep me healthy Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord For all that you've done.
  Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
  
  2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
  
  4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
  
  5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. Foot Note:One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
  "If we don'tget some supportsoon, people will think we're nuts."

  juni ~~~~~
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  nvrgnbk

  Five tips for a woman.... 1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
  
  2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
  
  4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
  
  5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

  You're the greatest juni! Made me smile big time!
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  juni

  Isn't that funny? My sister in law sent this through an e mail.

  Hey nvr? Realize this was a thread for the ladies and only you posted! LOL Maybe it's your feminine side?
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  misanthropic

  Five tips for a woman....
  
  1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
  
  2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
  
  3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
  
  4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
  
  5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

  
  LOL Juni- That's great!
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  brinjen

  Lord

  Before I lay down to sleep
  I pray for a man who's not a creep
  One who's handsome, smart & strong
  One who's willy is thick & long

  Oh send me a man who makes love to my mind
  Knows just what 2 say when I ask
  "How big's my behind?"

  And as I kneel & pray by my bed
  I look at the w**ker you sent me instead

  Amen