"Going from bad to worse" -- Using TimBits as weapons!

by AlmostAtheist 6 Replies latest jw friends

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    From: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/newfoundland-labrador/story/2007/06/27/timbit-driveby.html

    Timbits used in drive-by harassment: RCMP

    Police in western Newfoundland said drive-by pranksters chose unusual objects to throw at an unsuspecting pedestrian: Timbits.

    RCMP in Deer Lake said a passenger in a vehicle threw the popular Tim Hortons snacks at a woman who was walking on Wight's Road early Tuesday morning.

    The pedestrian, 20, was not able to read the vehicle's licence plate. She described the car as bronze-coloured and resembling a Trans Am.

    The incident happened around 1:30 a.m.

    As you can imagine, the police are very upset at this waste of perfectly good donuts. One RCMP officer (who asked that we not reveal his name [It's Barry Lumford]) said, "It's all fun and games, until it's 2am and we're stopping for Timbits. The first time they say, 'Sorry we're all out, some punks just bought the last of 'em,' you can bet the entire force will be brought to bear on these villains."

    But remember -- Timbits don't hit people, PEOPLE hit people.

    Dave

  • Bumble Bee
    Bumble Bee

    GASP!! How dare those little punks use TimBits!!!!!

    BB

  • Scully
    Scully

    There's something just so Bob & Doug-ish about this story...

  • jgnat
    jgnat
    ...bronze-coloured and resembling a Trans Am....drive by....timbits...at a woman...20...who was walking on Wight's Road...

    Hmmm, it sounds to me more like a new Canadian courting ritual.

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    In this way there will at least be some food for the stray cats and dogs wheareas no harm comes to the recepient of the prank.

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Dave -

    I knew it! You have your Google alerts set to 'Canadian donuts' - I knew it! Otherwise how could you have known this? I knew it!

    Jeff

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist
    I knew it! You have your Google alerts set to 'Canadian donuts'

    It was a default setting, I just never bothered to change it -- honest!

    Dave

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