How To Stay A JW...

by messenger 2 Replies latest jw friends

  • messenger
    messenger

    The following is a quote from the annula meeting:

    "Brother Carey Barber was mentioned, who is now 96 years of age and has been faithful in full time service for 78 years of his life. When asked how he accomplished this, he said "I never let anything bother me. Next thing you know, 78 years passed by."

    So there you have it. Ignore the lies, deceptions, and dead bodies and before you know it you life will be gone also.

    How comforting.

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Ignoring it until it goes away is pretty well the key to staying a Dub in good standing; I'm surprised to see them being so forthcoming (and honest)!

  • OlderTom
    OlderTom

    Another way of staying faithful to the Borg is to have your brain removed. You store it in a glass jar in some fenal, on the mantle-piece. This way you can say, you have a brain but it don't bother you with trying to make sense of all the BS they feed you.

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