Seeing that we just set up half a dozen new cults in the other thread, I hereby state the following:
“All authority has been given me in heaven and on the earth.Go therefore and make disciples of dubs of all the nations, initiating them in the name of Hermes Trismegistus, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded YOU . And, look! I am with YOU all the days until the conclusion of the watchtower bible and tract society.
pick a name, create a cult, set up your wikipedia article, upload videos on youtube, go to conventions, scare the hell out of dubs, spread the word!
Just imagine the look on Jaracz' face when he wakes up tomorrow and sees that 40.000 cults with wacky names have infiltrated his organization overnight :)
Deus Mauzzim,
Grand Master of The Hermetic Order of Bethelites
Initiate of the Inner Circle of the Faithful and Discreet Slave
The Smyrnan Angel
Caller of the Great Crusade
P.S Do you see this, Bethel Mods? This is how Russell started it