Three Religious Truths

by nvrgnbk 3 Replies latest social humour

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    From http://www.virushead.net/jwhumor.html:

    Three Religious Truths

    Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
    Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
    Jehovah's Witnesses do not recognize each other at the porn shop.

  • steve2
    steve2
    Jehovah's Witnesses do not recognize each other at the porn shop.

    But where I come from, they do recognize eahc other. They just try to convince each other they're there to distribute the magazines and had to take the porn shop's magazines in payment because the assistant didn't have any small change.

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic
    Jehovah's Witnesses do not recognize each other at the porn shop.

    LMAO! Ya got me!

  • brinjen
    brinjen
    Jehovah's Witnesses do not recognize each other at the porn shop.

    Uh-oh. I've been thinking all these years Elder Hard@$$ actually had a problem with me. Now I understand, this is standard protocol.

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