... would love to be that fly on the wall at the GB meeting!
"DADBLAST that (&$#!@ Internet! See? SEE?!! THIS is what happens when you let 'sheep' go 'surfin'! They find out stuff and then start askin' questions!! Had there BEEN no Internet, they NEVER would have found out and we wouldn't BE in this position. Weren't you gentlemen supposed to tell the Branches, who were supposed to tell the DO's, who were supposed to tell the COs, who were supposed to tell the elders, who were SUPPOSED to tell the publishers... to STAY THE HE** (for those who think I 'shouldn't' cuss...) AWAY FROM THE INTERNET?! What kinda false prophets are you if you can't even properly mislead sheep?!! Do you see NOW? See what all this is causing?! First the blood 'issue'. THEN the pedophilia 'issue'. And NOW, this, the UN 'issue'... where will it end?!! Do you all know what could happen... WOULD happen if they knew about... and the... and the... and that we... Do you KNOW what could happen?!
"Enough of this! Somebody'd better get back in that Writing Department and write a (&!#&$ article that will put this matter of the Internet to rest ONCE AND FOR ALL! No, NO... we won't take any more incompetence on this. Tell them... tell them... DEMONS CONTROL THE WEB! Yeah! We KNOW how they are about ANYTHING demonized. Tell them that the guy who invented the Internet is a Satan worshiper. Tell them anything, but GET THEM OFF THE 'NET!
Gentlemen, this is WAR: there is an entire publishing conglomerate at stake here... billions of dollars! And we have an OBLIGATION... to our investors! And those of you who aren't WITH us... are against us and on the side of... well, uh... 'disgusting things' that are not disgusting when we join them, but are when we have to use them to put fear in our members.
"So, NO more waffling on this, gentlemen. You were hired to do a job. So, d*mn it all... DO YOUR JOB! STOP this Internet menace IMMEDIATELY. Or not only will you be looking for a new job... you will be destroyed at Armaggedon and damned for all eternity to Gehenna. Cause WE'VE... got an 'inside' link to make it so."
(What the 'fly' on the wall would hear... at the combination Legal Department/Public Relations/Writing Department meeting, at which there are no GB members 'cause no one really cares what they think anymore anyway...)
Peace to you all!
A slave of Christ,
SJ