revenge

stillajwexelder

Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet bowl.
Husband: How does that help?

Wife: I use your toothbrush.
unique1

Excellent!!! Mwhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DJK

I love it, I love it!
I can't let my wife see this. When she gets in a bad mood, I leave the room, go into the bathroom and scrub the toilets. She asked me once why I did that and I said I do it to get away from her mood.
free2think

Too funny. You've given me a great idea, thanks stilla
cognizant dissident

One must be careful with revenge, it's sting can widen out to include all around. For instance, for all you toothbrush toilet cleaners out there, once your revenge has been satisfied and your anger at your mate dissipated, do you make love when he/she comes to bed? Do you put your tongue in their mouth when you make love? Does your mate brush their teeth before they come to bed and kiss you? Just some questions for your consideration.
Cog (of the "to hurt others is to ultimately hurt ourselves" class)
stillajwexelder

mmmm - not thought of that