by JanH 7 Replies latest jw friends
For extremely irreverent religious humour, I recommend http://www.thedoormagazine.com/
How they got the above pic of the absent Yadirf, I do not know.
- Jan
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"Doctor how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?" -- As Good As It Gets
Sorry Jan, but no way that's a JW.
He's packin' a Bible and nothing else.
Goin' door-to-door without a satchel full of 'Towers and 'Wakes would getcha deesfellowshitted!
Jan,
I love irreverent humor Thanks!
think41self
"Not believing is not the same as not knowing."
I just had to tell you this one, from same source:
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.
Some years later the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning he asks what it is but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."
The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, then how do I become a monk?"
The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk."
The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 256,897,103,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382,756,124,512,999 sand pebbles on the earth."
The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound."
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that door."
The man turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.
But we can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
- Jan
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"Doctor how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?" -- As Good As It Gets
Hey, another pic of Fred Hall!
I thought this thread would be about leaving old magazines under the doors of not-at-homes. Is that a pretty wide spread practice? A young brother here invented leaving tracts in the bathrooms...
That is clearly an analogy for a mental breakdown... No doubt the sound is a voice of some kind.. *nods to self*
Don't forget Fred in his early days...no, wait.. I took this picture last July.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
—Edmund Burke
