Create your own JW food chain.

by 5go 2 Replies latest social humour

  • 5go
    5go

    Here is mine.

    Governing Body

    Jehovah

    Jesus Christ

    144,000

    Seraphs

    Angels

    DOs

    COs

    Elders

    Ministerial Servants

    Pioneers

    Elders Kids

    MS Kids

    R&F

    Pubs

    Studies

    Good Wordly People

    Bad Worldy People

    Animals

    Fishes

    Insects

    Plants Life

    Maggots

    Amoebas

    Bacterium

    Viruses

    Demons

    Satan

    Apostates

    What is your Food Chain ?

  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

    McWatchtower (ironically bought by someone named Ray Kroc O'Shit)

    Burger Kingdom

    Dairy Tower (featuring New Light Frozen Treats, and the new Doctrine Wafffle Bowl)

    Snubway (shun fresh)

    Chitople (Mexican Judicial Committe Grilling)

    Wendy's Old Fashioned Lies

    White Castle Tower (with those famous Slyders....just like New Light, goes down easy, comes out hard)

    Brooklyn Fried Chicken (BFC).....featuring Colonel Jaracz

    Dunkin Donuts (meeting place of all JWs everywhere)

    Pizza Borg Hut

    SnakesInTheTower (of the "is this what you meant by JW food chain?" Sheep Class)

  • read good books
    read good books

    The GB- Governing Bod.

    The GE -Gestapo elders

    The GP- Gullible publishers

    The GD-God D*med-us-(quit, kicked out)

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