Hey everybody!
Today I found out my credit card info had been stolen and thousands of dollars had been fraudulently charged, isn't that GREAT!
I am thrilled beyond measure, it's as if a great big weight has been lifted off my heart.
Am I wigging you out a little? Looking for sarcasm? Well there isn't any, and no punch line either; unless it's that I'm 'pleased as punch!'
See, I had a bit of a home invasion which I repelled, then have observed people observing my home and had a number of theories regarding who The Watcher was and what her purpose was in Watching.
Some theories revolved around certain family members who shall remain 'tofu' and 'DF', and their evil keeper HH who despises me greatly. If THEY were behind it, I could expect unreasonable excess and true devotion to my downfall, not pretty.
Other theories speculated that perhaps false reports had been made about me by HH or some other nutjob and the real reason the cops would do nothing was that The Watcher was one of THEM. I was beginning to smell the stench of midnight 'no knock' warrants and getting offed by cops who barge in to take you into custody at 3AM then shoot you for defending your home from flashlight wielding strangers.
What I had never considered was that we had a run-of-the-mill mail thief trying to swipe our credit info! Cops who are gathering info for a warrant don't steal your statement or run up thousands on your card, so it's NOT COPS!
You know what THIS means don'tcha kiddies? It means when they come in here again, ol' uncle roller can perforate 'em right between their beady little eyes and put em down for a nice ever-after dirt nap without worrying that he's throwing lead at John Law.
As for my credit, it was a zero-liability card and it's been addressed. We put a fraud-alert on all three credit bureaus and have that well in hand.
I am just tickled to have SOME idea what is behind all this!
Oh, not to mention that green-light to ventilate goblins.
So now I re-task my cameras to include my mailbox. Once I catch The Watcher actually doing something illegal, hopefully the cops will be interested in the OTHER pics of her that show her vehicle and license plate!
We can only hope they can take a break from their busy donut-scarfing to take a report.
It would be the first time they have been any use to me, how refreshing!
Roller (of the 'heavily-armed' sheep class)