Sparlock!! ornamental toy now available
by kairos 9 Replies latest jw friends
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Village Idiot
There's a choking hazard for babies and toddlers so if there's one in the household it may be wise not to purchase it as a toy for older children if there are younger ones in the household. -
Simon
That's awesome and the price points are a great touch. If the guy who makes them wants to post details of how to purchase them on here then feel free.
Do we all call ourselves Sparlock Witnesses now?
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SAHS
I can see the WTS producing actual Sparlock dolls themselves, of the same size as the one depicted in their famous original animated video, and requiring all JWs to purchase one for their child – who then has to throw it in the garbage!
They could make a second yearly celebration out of it, in addition to the Memorial – and call it, say, “Sparlock Throwing-In-The-Garbage Day” – where all the JW children formally throw out their Sparlock dolls (representing the purging of Satan’s evil old world of higher education, pagan holidays, beards, people clinking glasses in toasts, etc.) into a garbage can.
They could maybe have it as separate private celebrations, with the garbage cans formally decorated, and cake and ice cream . . . . kind of like the normal birthday parties those kids never had!
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stuckinarut2
Yes SAHS!
It would cost them only 20cents each to mass produce....
And selling them at say $25 each, and the need to "keep doing this in remembrance of sparlock" each year, they would be on a gold mine!!!
The faithful will just fall over themselves to "listen obey and be blessed"
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brandnew
@SAHS....exactly how jw's practice the rejecting of christs body, and blood at their so called memorial. -
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Vidiot
I want one. -
3rdgen
I want one too!
