Chicken Song poem adapted for the Memorial

by truthseeker 2 Replies latest jw friends

  • truthseeker
    truthseeker

    I had to get it out....

    It's that time of year
    Now that Spring is in the air
    Got my invites out
    Gonna count my time from there
    It happens once a year and it’s called Memorial Day
    And it nauseates, in a million different ways.

    Hold your hands up in the air, volunteer to do more
    Buy a brand new car, make sure it has four doors
    Do the pioneer walk and count your coffee breaks
    Proclaim the Bible’s message using Watchtower and Awake!

    It’s the only place to go
    Where you cannot eat the food
    If you’re not the other sheep
    Then the food is very good
    Turn your backs on Christ and glorify the slave
    They’re your masters now and only they can save

    Hold your hands up in the air, volunteer to do more
    Buy a brand new car, make sure it has four doors
    Do the pioneer walk and count your coffee breaks
    Proclaim the Bible’s message using Watchtower and Awake!

  • RollerDave
    RollerDave

    omg.

    THAT is very good indeed.

    I enjoyed it greatly.

    I think we need MORE parodies of Kingdumb Ditties

    Roller

  • Stealth453
    Stealth453

    Very funny.

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