I had to get it out....
It's that time of year
Now that Spring is in the air
Got my invites out
Gonna count my time from there
It happens once a year and it’s called Memorial Day
And it nauseates, in a million different ways.
Hold your hands up in the air, volunteer to do more
Buy a brand new car, make sure it has four doors
Do the pioneer walk and count your coffee breaks
Proclaim the Bible’s message using Watchtower and Awake!
It’s the only place to go
Where you cannot eat the food
If you’re not the other sheep
Then the food is very good
Turn your backs on Christ and glorify the slave
They’re your masters now and only they can save
Hold your hands up in the air, volunteer to do more
Buy a brand new car, make sure it has four doors
Do the pioneer walk and count your coffee breaks
Proclaim the Bible’s message using Watchtower and Awake!