Live @ 5

by DJK 1 Replies latest social humour

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  DJK

  The Live @ Five News at Ten
  
  Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
  down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news
  was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a
  tall building preparing to jump.
  
  The blonde looked at Homer and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'
  
  Homer said, 'You know, I bet he'll jump'
  The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'
  
  Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, 'You're on!'
  
  Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
  off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and
  handed her 20 dollars to Homer, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'
  
  Homer replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
  o'clock news and knew he would jump.'
  
  The blonde replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'
  
  Homer took the money.
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  Stealth453

  Gotta love Blondes.