Study articles I would love to comment on:

OnTheWayOut

I made this comment on Stilla's thread, but I thought it could be it's own thread.
As the WTS starts the "Members only" study mags, it is possible that they will
bring out newer topics that they didn't want the public mags to have.
Joke or be serious (please joke more) but what study articles would you like to see?

Study articles I would love to comment on:

Selling Brooklyn Real Estate to Benefit God's People

The Need to Double the Number of Assembly Halls

Congregations Merging: An Indicator that the End is Near
followed the next week by
The End of Worldwide Growth: Another Indicator...

Lawsuits Against Watchtower Are SOOOO Unchristian

IsaacJS2

Joke or be serious (please joke more) but what study articles would you like to see?

1. Where does our money really come from? (Hint: suckers just like you! Ka-ching!)

2. Elders: Crushing your will to live one stomp at a time.

3. Feel that? No worries. It's just the Governing Body tightening your leash.

4. Irrefutable proof! Jesus really has delegated his earthly authority to the Governing Body! (You open it and find that the pages are all blank)

5. Swimsuit Issue: Elder's wives in high heels edition!! Woot! (No comment on the condition of the pages inside, though)

6. This just in! We're full of crap. Sorry, our bad.

7. Armageddon has already occured! If you didn't notice, then you might be totally screwed.

8. Practical jokes you can play on Mormons! Tee hee!

9. Young People Ask: Turns out it only rains when Jesus is crying. (And it's probably because of something you did!)

10. Armageddon taking too long. (Maybe we're just full of it? I don't know...)

11. Shunning: how ignoring people like a 6 year old will get people to do whatever you want

12. Lochness Monster attacks WT Headquarters! Governing Body rescued by talking squirrels! Hurray!!

13. Swimsuit Issue: The 20 Hottest Apostates Known To Watchtower Kind!

14. Look, just do what we say. You know you're going to anyway. All right?

15. Satan caught working on the screenplay for Dukes Of Hazzard 2 movie! (Men still flock to theaters to see Jessica Simpson in shorty shorts!)

I could think up a hundred more. But I'm supposed to be taking it easy today on the old brain.

Sure...

IsaacJ

Meeting Junkie No More

Gathering Together All the More So as You Behold the Day Drawing Near - New 15-minute meeting Monday Evenings!

probable first paragraph: "Brothers, in view of the recent shortening of the Sunday public talk, the faithful and discreet slave has instituted a loving new provision - the Monday evening 15 minute re-cap of the Sunday program - let us appreciate this fine instruction to meet together all the more so as you behold the day drawing near!"