OLDER WOMEN
WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY
WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A
CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED
AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT
TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND."
NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, A
NICE BIG BED AND A PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M
SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE
OF THINGS."
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO
GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE
WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN
A CHEAP APARTMENT,
DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON
A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE
TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT?
THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES.
How true is this???
Older Women
by delilah 4 Replies latest social humour
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delilah
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mentalclearness
That was really funny..reminds me of the divorced barbie joke...she has everything..ken's car, ken's house, etc..
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Stealth453
Too true.
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RAF
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flipper
Mrs. Flipper is 52 and I think she looks better than all the women in their 20's I've seen. She is kinda a version of Calista Flockhart and Mariska Hartigay, just a little older. Mr. Flipper is very content and appreciative P.S. Most importantly she's cool and nice, smart too.