Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports
that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a crap on
the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate
that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into
unsuspecting American's toliet bowls and bite them when they are doing
their dirty business.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from
a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is
dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this
lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine
guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's
drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the
CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom
about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be
attacked. So it must be true.
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