Love translated for technical people.

by DJK 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • DJK
    DJK

    I got this in an e-mail and thought is was worth sharing with everyone. DJK

    Love translated for technical people!
    Installing Love
    Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?
    Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can
    you guide me through the process?
    Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
    Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do
    first?
    Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your
    Heart?
    Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay
    to install Love while they are running?
    Tech Support: What programs are run ning?
    Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
    Resentment running right now.
    Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your
    current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it
    will
    no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low
    Self-Esteem with a module o f its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you
    have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment Those programs prevent
    Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
    Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
    Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.
    Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been
    completely erased.
    Customer: Okay, done! Love has s tarted installing itself. Is that normal?
    Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You
    need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
    Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program
    not run on external components." What should I do?
    Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run
    on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In
    non-technical
    terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love
    others.
    Customer: So, what should I do?
    Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files:
    Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.
    Customer: Okay, done.
    Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will
    overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming Also,
    you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty
    your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
    Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is
    playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all
    over My Heart. Is this normal?
    Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
    everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running.
    One
    more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its
    various modul es to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with
    others
    and return some cool modules back to you.

  • RAF
    RAF

    Now that was a fun way to talk about it ...

  • erandir
    erandir

    Cute, but now I feel a little .

    Sorry, man...it reminded me too much of a public talk that I listened to once. This certain elder in our congo had a problem with a lot of people harboring resentment against him (cuz he is a major a-hole). So he had a good friend from another hall invited to give a talk about..."Do you harbor resentment?" It was so obviously a set-up. You should have seen the faces on various people in the hall during that talk.

  • Tara
    Tara

    I liked it!

  • Anony-Mouse
    Anony-Mouse

    I like it too!

    Let's hope the customer doesn't run Windows!

    She might crash, or get 'blue' (blue screen of death!) .



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