Beer vs. Jesus

"BadAttitude"Ex-Bethelite

I just happened across this old Top 10 List someone gave me a few years ago.
You may have been it before, but it always brings a smile to my lips.
Meantime, I think I'll go grab a brew!

BEER vs. JESUS:

THE TOP 10 REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN JESUS

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over their brand of beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Seeker4

Those are actually pretty convincing.

What's your story, BadA? How was Bethel??

S4

Brother Apostate

Top ten reasons why Jesus is better than beer:

1. Beer didn't die for your sins, Jesus Christ did.

2. Beer isn't a perfect judge, Jesus Christ is.

3. Beer doesn't offer you the Holy Sprit, Jesus Christ does.

4. Beer doesn't give you everlasting life, Jesus Christ does.

5. Beer doesn't teach you wisdom, Jesus Christ does.

6. Beer doesn't act as mediator between God and men, Jesus Christ does.

7. Beer doesn't teach you to make your path straight, Jesus Christ does.

8. Lots of beer will make you stumble, lots of Christ's spirit will make you strong.

9. Beer doesn't love you, Jesus Christ does.

10.The pleasures of drinking beer are fleeting and not entirely positive, but being in God's Kingdom with Christ as King has no end and this is nothing greater in the universe.

Cheers,

Brother Apostate