We've been notified by Building Security that there have been four
suspected terrorists working in our building. Three of the four have been
apprehended: Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, and Bin Drinkin have been taken into
custody.
Security advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of
the fourth cell member, Bin Workin. Police are confident that anyone who
looks like Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.
Thank You,
Security
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