I think that Kingdumb Malady should be changed to read:
Ours is the God of ifs and maybeeeeeees ..... and coming new light to be!
by Frequent_Fader_Miles 3 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
I think that Kingdumb Malady should be changed to read:
Ours is the God of ifs and maybeeeeeees ..... and coming new light to be!
To the tune of WJWnesses
If 'ifs' and 'buts' were fangless snakes
we'd all be in pair o' dice
But our god joehovah
f'got to set the 'larm
And so he slept late, very
and the dog ate his b'ckb'rry
so he pushed the date further on
and we his witnesses were pwnd
Ours is the God of true propheceeeee
what he fortells come to beeeeee
ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
LoB puts hands over ears, closes eyes and goes "La La La La La La La La "