Ours is the God of true propheseeeeee .......

by Frequent_Fader_Miles 18 years ago 3 Replies latest 18 years ago watchtower beliefs

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  Frequent_Fader_Miles 18 years ago

  I think that Kingdumb Malady should be changed to read:

  Ours is the God of ifs and maybeeeeeees ..... and coming new light to be!

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  IP_SEC 18 years ago

  To the tune of WJWnesses

  If 'ifs' and 'buts' were fangless snakes
  we'd all be in pair o' dice
  But our god joehovah
  f'got to set the 'larm

  And so he slept late, very
  and the dog ate his b'ckb'rry
  so he pushed the date further on
  and we his witnesses were pwnd

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  stillajwexelder 18 years ago

  Ours is the God of true propheceeeee

  what he fortells come to beeeeee

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  Locutus of Borg 18 years ago

  ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  LoB puts hands over ears, closes eyes and goes "La La La La La La La La "

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