Ours is the God of true propheseeeeee .......

by Frequent_Fader_Miles 3 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Frequent_Fader_Miles
    Frequent_Fader_Miles

    I think that Kingdumb Malady should be changed to read:

    Ours is the God of ifs and maybeeeeeees ..... and coming new light to be!

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    To the tune of WJWnesses

    If 'ifs' and 'buts' were fangless snakes
    we'd all be in pair o' dice
    But our god joehovah
    f'got to set the 'larm

    And so he slept late, very
    and the dog ate his b'ckb'rry
    so he pushed the date further on
    and we his witnesses were pwnd

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Ours is the God of true propheceeeee

    what he fortells come to beeeeee

  • Locutus of Borg
    Locutus of Borg

    ARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    LoB puts hands over ears, closes eyes and goes "La La La La La La La La "

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