Red Green: Why Mature Men Don't Ask for Directions When We're Lost

by Jim_TX 7 Replies latest social humour

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    Why Mature Men Don't Ask for Directions When We're Lost

    Okay it all comes down to pride.

    We're out there driving around in our own vehicle, burning gas, wearing sunglasses, looking good.

    People who see us driving by would never guess that we have no idea where we are. And we don't want to tell them.

    Men don't enjoy the concept of going up to total strangers and saying "You may not know this but I'm a moron."

    In contrast the woman we're traveling with is often very anxious to share this knowledge with the world. It somehow eases her burden.

    To women, getting lost on a trip is a blameless act of nature - to men it's a personal failure. He knew where he was when he left home - he doesn't know where he is now. Somewhere along the line he crossed the line from the world he knows into the world he doesn't know.

    To a man this is how he felt when he got married or had kids. If he admits he's lost in the car, he'll have to admit that he's lost everywhere and that's way too much to ask.

    So just bite your tongue and circle the block a few more times. Men aren't lost, they just go the long way.

  • moshe
    moshe

    The reason is genetics, man learned the hard way not to ask for directions-You see, back in our hunter-gatherer days we just followed rivers and chased the mammoth and other game. If you were lost and asked the 1st geico caveman you met how to get back to your camp on the fork of the river over yonder, what kind of directions do you think he could give you? More than likely attempting to ask a stranger for directions would just get you clubbed on the head and robbed of your woman. Come to think of it, that still happens today.

  • Simon
    Simon

    It's how we learn new ways to get places !

    Remember too, NEVER turn round ... always keep driving to find a way through ...

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk

    It's how we learn new ways to get places !

    Exactly.

    Most of the cool places I've stumbled upon, have been found while "lost".

    For that reason, I prefer to call it "exploring my environs".

  • Clam
    Clam
    To women, getting lost on a trip is a blameless act of nature - to men it's a personal failure.

    But men and women see the world differently in many ways . . .

    MenVWomen.jpg picture by elvishimmler

  • sweetstuff
    sweetstuff

    LMFAO Clam!! Note to self, don't drink coffee while reading Clam's posts. I should have learned by now, sigh.

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    This reminds me of the joke - Why is it good they finally have women astronauts? Because if they got lost in space, they'd ask for directions.

  • dobbie
    dobbie

    Sweetstuff i know what you mean re Clams' post, i just nearly choked on a grape when i looked at his post lol!

    My hubby won't even let me ask for directions, he refuses even to pull up so i can ask someone, even if its dark and we have a screaming little un in the back aagh!Definately a male pride thing i think!

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