Learning a "lesson" from my 3 yr old daughter...

by FreedomFrog 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • FreedomFrog
    FreedomFrog

    So here I was watching Diego with my 3 year old daughter Sierra. When the show came on they were talking about three-toed sloth being in trouble and needs to be rescued. For some reason I thought they were saying "Floth". I should have know because of "it's a Big Big World" show she watches also that has a big sloth as one of the main characters named Snook.

    Anyway Diego says "say Sloth...say Sloth"...I said "Floth"....My daughter turns around and says " nooooo mom, it's "floth"...(hmmm, that's what I said) I asked her, "it's not floth?" She said no (trying her best to repeat it) "it's ffffffflllllllllssssoooth". Ah, I heard the s in there that time. I asked her, "you mean Sloth?" She lights up and says "yeeees, flssoth".

    It was so cute, got me laughing so hard. HEEHEE

  • delilah
    delilah

    Ahh, they are SOooo cute at this age. Enjoy her. They grow up far too quickly.

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    lol thats so cute.

    i'd have laughed too.

    one of my kids would say " fruck" for truck. cracked me up everytime.

  • Bobbi
    Bobbi

    My youngest says "Sh*t" for sit and "F#*k" for truck. So listening to him playing is worse that hanging around the local hoodlums.

    As Para says "Foul mouthed little boy isn't he?"

    Bobbi (who's nephew learned to say "F*&k" while at the mall with her and practiced it all day)

  • Mrs. Witness
    Mrs. Witness

    Too funny! I have an almost-2-year-old daughter and I love it when she says "foot" "cute" "too" and when she pats me on the back when we hug! I love this age!!

  • changeling
    changeling

    So sweet!

    changeling

  • FreedomFrog
    FreedomFrog
    when she pats me on the back when we hug! I love this age!!

    I KNOW!!! It's it great!! My daughter still comes up to me daily, climbs behind me and puts her arms around me saying "I wuv you mama" while patting me. Just melts my heart.

  • MadTiger
    MadTiger

    Two true stories of the kids say the darnedest things variety from my days (12 years) as a professional tutor. Overheard.





    Boy: "We went to Disney World!"
    Girl: "No, you didn't!"
    Boy: "Yes, we did! I swear!" (Swear pronounced swea-uh, of course!)

    Preschool teacher who overheard them: "Honey, I don't think your mother would like to hear that you swore."

    Boy: "It's OK to swear. As long as ya ain't gonna lie."

    Of course, the boy was right. (*smile*)Swearing false oaths is definitely a problem, and needlessly swearing oaths to mundane matters is frowned upon, but if ya ain't gonna lie, then who's to stop you?

    ------------------

    Little boy has his first day in first grade. After lunch, he starts to pack up his crayons, etc. in his backpack.
    The teacher smiles, thinking, awwww, Johnny thinks this is just like half-day preschool.

    Teacher: "Johnny, you're a big boy now. We stay for the whole day here in the first grade."

    Johnny: "Who the hell signed me up for this?"

  • ex-nj-jw
    ex-nj-jw

    That is sooo cute. I agree enjoy her now they grow up so fast.

    Candidlynuts: I had one that would say fruck for truck. I would ask him everytime I saw a truck just to hear him say it.

    nj

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