by rcranor 3 Replies latest jw friends
i just made these up. They probably suck, but who cares, it's a start. Let's see how creative we can get....
HOW DO YOU GET A SISTER TO PUT OUT ON THE FIRST DATE?
Tell her you're one of the annointed
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JW READING THE BIBLE WITHOUT WATCHTOWER STUDY AIDS?
disfellowshiped
HOW DO YOU CONVINCE YOUR FIELD SERVICE GROUP TO GO TO A STRIP CLUB?
tell them they should work "where the need is greater"
I know one...
The Watchtower!
Good joke! I amaze myself sometimes with my wit and intelligence.
Here is my contribution: http://skipstarbuck.homestead.com/
How many dubs does it take to change a light bulb?
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.2/3 of the Governing Body are needed for NEW LIGHT
YERUSALYIM
"Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
[Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]
