Today, me and this punk rock worldly friend of mine went to the meeting because she wanted to do a sociology report on the Witnesses. When we were there, she pretty much got lovebombed and I pretty much got either dirty looks from the witnesses or patronizing looks from them. They figured since I brought a girl to the hall, I was trying to come back to Jeehovah and bring my new girlfriend back in the troof.
Anyway, it was priceless to see the look on some of the Witlesses' faces when they thought I was brining a punk rock girl with a picture of a naked chick tattooed on her left arm to the meeting.
edited: the picture was a tattoo. Cool your jets you pervs.