Wanna Study?

by messenger 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • messenger
    messenger

    FROM FLORDIA INTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY

    JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES CAMPUS BIBLE STUDY
    PRESIDENT: Tomas Crespo Jr. (305)255-8677
    ADVISOR: Nydia Johnson (305)348-2742
    MISSION STATEMENT:
    The purpose of Jehovah's Witnesses Campus Bible Study is to provide an opportunity to participate in an organized, comprehensive study of the Bible. Our intent is to supply a weekly dose of Bible education to supplement our academic studies on campus. A topical approach will usually be used, but opportunity for in-depth research and discussion of current events in relation to the Bible will also be afforded. All interested persons are welcome to attend.

  • Ranchette
    Ranchette

    MISSION STATEMENT:
    The purpose of Jehovah's Witnesses Campus Bible Study is to provide an opportunity to participate in an organized, comprehensive study of the Bible. Our intent is to supply a weekly dose of Bible education to supplement our academic studies on campus. A topical approach will usually be used, but opportunity for in-depth research and discussion of current events in relation to the Bible will also be afforded. All interested persons are welcome to attend.

    It should read something like this,

    Mission Statement
    The puorpose of Jehovah's Witnesess Campus Bible Study is to provide us with an opportunity to convert you to our religion.
    This will be a controlled shallow study full of random scriptures provided to us in WT literature.Our intent is to supply a weekly dose of mind numbing, brain cell killing repitions to supplinent our worldly college education.
    A topical aproach will usually be used but we choose the topics, which reasearch materal will be used and we reserve the right to refuse to discuss anything we don't want to.
    Total control of study sessions remain with your JW conducter at all times.If you can't agree with these terms,
    STUDY IS CANCELLED!
    Thanks for your interest.

    Ranchette

  • Michael3000
    Michael3000

    RANCHETTE:

    LOL! Good one...

    Michael

    "Any day spent NOT knocking on doors is a good day!"

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    Ranchette,
    Wow, if they printed that in the magazines, my family would never have put me through the hell of being a Jehovah's Witness. Very Good! (Applause)

    "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

    AND THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS YOU UP !!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID. From [email protected]
  • Ranchette
    Ranchette

    Thanks guys!

    JW's seem to have a problem with honesty.
    Just thought I'd help them out alittle.

    Ranchette

  • tdogg
    tdogg

    What about the part where they get told they will have to give up their college education to spend more time serving God?

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